The Bulwark

Good Evening Ladies and Goblins,

It is I, your humble commissioner Bylliam Toofgobbla, and at once I must apologize for my absence and silence over the past few weeks.  You see, I was hiding on vacation up until recently and had several meetings scheduled in order to ensure this upcoming season lives up to it’s expectations.

The pitch is ready, the grass is dying, and we have kidnapped a fresh batch of cheerleaders. In fact this is thanks in no small part to the charity of the Dark Elves.  Yes friends, it seems myself and Chairman Baus had several incorrect preconceptions about the talented race from Naggaroth.   That is why I am excited to announce several teams from the Dark Elf ilk will be playing this season.

As well, the Tall Oak Thorner’s victory over The Tentacular Spectacular was not just an inspiration to fans, but an inspiration to teams! The Tall Oak’s sponsorship by Destruction Direct will net them a pretty penny in the upcoming season, and that potential has cause several other teams to sign up for this august league. Therefore, it is my pleasure to announce that we will be splitting up into two divisions of six; the Destruction Division and the Order Bowl.

That’s not to say that we are going to have our hard times either.  Unfortunately recently Maneat Baus was caught up in a nasty affair, and had to resign.  Without his candor and leadership I am sure this season is going to be tough going forward, but the Dark Elf management talent has perforated our previous management team, and really stuck it to the stragglers.

I look forward to what this year has to bring, and welcome back the legacy teams, as well as the new ones.  First meetings will take place on Monday, at the Bulwark in Altdorf. As we are guests in Altdorf this season, please keep the looting to a minimum.